"Things you wish you could say (Humor)"

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sphynx (14 posts) Jul-30-05, 01:03 AM (Pacific) "Things you wish you could say (Humor)" Things you wish you could say to your characters (or for those of you crazier types, things you DO say to your computer generated characters). Stop attacking the Paralyzed/Stoned/Unconscious before attacking/killing the Firebreathing/Spellcasting/Mega-ArchVillian you idiots! Why do you even put them to sleep if you're going to wake them up 1 second later with a wimpy 1 to 2 damage attack?!?! Quit standing their open-mouthed looking at that half-naked Faierie-Witch and hit her before she casts that IceBa.... too late.... *sigh* Could you guys stand in the other room so only my thief dies when he opens that chest please? DUCK ! ! ! ! ** Ok, maybe I stayed up way too late last night playing. Sphynx   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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RE: Things you wish you could say (Humor), XenXheng (Guest), 09:43 PM, Aug-01-05, (1) RE: Things you wish you could say (Humor), Pan Jan, 08:01 AM, Aug-02-05, (2) RE: Things you wish you could say (Humor), Ben (Guest), 03:50 PM, Aug-10-05, (3)

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XenXheng (Guest) (0 posts) Aug-01-05, 09:43 PM (Pacific) 1. "RE: Things you wish you could say (Humor)" When I was younger, my Wizardry 7 team was doing a really, awful, fugly job of practically everything they were trying to do. So as punishment, I changed all of their names for a game month. Bruno, Fighter -> Miss Ieyasu, Samurai -> Dead Adam, Monk -> Loser Bow, Ranger -> Failed Claire, Priest -> Fizzle Luna, Mage -> Bakfire I carry on the same tradition in Wizardry 8 after excessive backfires or misses, but I change their voices and portraits, too. Usually I pick the Burly voice, "Uh, duh, ok..." for all my Male characters, and I leave the Females with the "Let's milk the cows, derven skerven" one.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Pan Jan (0 posts) Aug-02-05, 08:01 AM (Pacific) 2. "RE: Things you wish you could say (Humor)" You guys are maniacs, aren't you? I was always wondering what do the NPCs think when I cast a dozen nuclear explosions in their city and then shake the dust from my clothes and peacefully visit them for a little shopping   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Ben (Guest) (14 posts) Aug-10-05, 03:50 PM (Pacific) 3. "RE: Things you wish you could say (Humor)" >You guys are maniacs, aren't you? > > >I was always wondering what do >the NPCs think when I >cast a dozen nuclear explosions >in their city and then >shake the dust from my >clothes and peacefully visit them >for a little shopping > Ask someone in Baghdad, they might have some idea.. Ugh..   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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