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Marc (33 posts) Click to EMail Marc Click to send private message to Marc Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
Jun-12-03, 12:48 PM (Pacific)
"Near Death Experience"
I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day I went horseback riding for the first time. Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.

Hanging upside down, my head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and unplugged it.

Good thing he came along.


Marc

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jersey (196 posts) Click to EMail jersey Click to send private message to jersey Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
Jun-12-03, 04:42 PM (Pacific)
1. "RE: Near Death Experience"
ROFLMAO

Next time wear a seatbelt, Marc.

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Llevram (5022 posts) Click to EMail Llevram Click to send private message to Llevram Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
Jun-12-03, 05:08 PM (Pacific)
2. "Or get adult supervision :-) n/t"
Tools for Wizardry(r) 7
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Lady_Adrexia (309 posts) Click to EMail Lady_Adrexia Click to send private message to Lady_Adrexia Click to view user profile Click to send message via ICQ Click to check IP address of the poster
Jun-21-03, 00:35 AM (Pacific)
3. "RE: Near Death Experience"
I am not going to use any of the advice that the other two gave you...well because it is very sound advice that they imparted to you. All I can say is...

OMG....*giggles* Way too funny...next time stay away from the kiddie rides...take the infant ride instead.



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