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"Here is a name that hasn't appeared on this board in a while-->"

Posted by zaphod on Jan-14-01 at 08:31 AM
I have been Wizardry free for nearly a year now(or six months I'm not really sure-- but its been a while). But alas, I have fallen off the wagon and am considering playing wiz7 again.
I thought defeating the beast with my lone ninja(light sword tied behind my back) had cured me of my addiction. Ok, so I may have had a few things up my sleave( bag of ????) but I still beat the schitt out of him with no problemo.
This time around I think I am gonna try a "non-embellished party" I'm just gonna roll 6 players and take what I get--no experience pumping or Garfield's menus. It's gonna be hard but I think I can withstand the temptation.

Unless....has any major new "MM" items been found since my departure?

And, has the Proffessor added spellcheck to this msg board yet?

Sincerely,

Zaphod (aka Jack Schitt--Dh)


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"RE: Here is a name that hasn't appeared on this board in a while-->"
Posted by Lady_Adrexia on Jan-14-01 at 06:20 PM
Ahh Zaphod...sweetie.

Boy we have missed you. But they have missed me too, because I have been back to work and cross stitching. I haven't played Wiz7 for about two months now.

The internet also, alas takes up most of my time. I also got the lates version of PSP (paint shop pro), which I love playing with.



"RE: Here is a name that hasn't appeared on this board in a while-->"
Posted by zaphod on Jan-16-01 at 05:18 PM
Ah, my lady, It's good to be back
I too have been playing with new toys( a new digital camera and new DVD player) but still come back to the oldies but goodies.

It's so good to see you again and my favorite picture to boot.
Speaking of boots; how do you melee your sword with high heel on?
They look great but are they practical?


"I am talented, of course..."
Posted by Lady_Adrexia on Jan-20-01 at 06:22 PM
Hey...if I can walk and chew bubblegum, then meleeing with high heels should be a walk in the park. LOL!!!

I am gonna have to find another picture of gals in chainmail for you, since you like this one so.



"RE: Here is a name that hasn't appeared on this board in a while-->"
Posted by Joebob on Jan-21-01 at 06:45 AM
LAST EDITED ON Feb-03-01 AT 11:10 AM (Pacific)


Story Of Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt is the only son of Aw Schitt, the fertilizer king, and Oh Schitt, the owner of the kneedeepin Schitt Inn.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had six kids.

Their first little Schitt, Holy Schitt, passed on shortly after birth.

Next came the twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Then they had two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and then another son, Bull Schitt.

Deep Schitt married a high school dropout, Dumb Schitt.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have one son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers.

The Schitt-Happen's children are Dawg Schitte, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt.

Bull Schitt married an Italian girl, Pisa Schitt and they had a baby they named Hawg Schitt.

They divorced and Pisa Schitt remarried a man named Head. She now goes by the name Schitt-Head.

If you have read this far and don't know who these people are, you probably don't know Jack Schitt in the first place.


Thought you'ld like that
JB


"LOL...haven't seen that in a while"
Posted by Lady_Adrexia on Jan-21-01 at 07:16 PM
*wicked giggles*

That is a hoot...I wonder. Oh Zaphod...care to explain.



"Oh nooooo not this again"
Posted by zaphod on Jan-21-01 at 10:46 PM
So this is how it is My lady? I like the leather, lace and chainmail , and you like pottie jokes?


Ah yes my Lady, those were the days. Some of my finest work(unfortunately)
I fear that I don't have it in me anymore--pooped out,so to speak. Some kind of performance anxiety I suppose, or writers blockage more like it. It's not that I have lost the urge; but I would require some assistance to get going again.

Joebob has reminded me of that one fatefull day when the schitt really hit the fan on the Wiz7 message board---July 4th(Wiz7 archive 8) I believe---when my family name was smeared all over the internet........ one must go back and read those posts.....
(wavey fade to recall mode)

Let's see. . . Mojo, Llevram and I were discussing the Beast Revisited when Mojo revealed his true Identity and proclaimed himself Cpow. Lleveram's identity had been exposed earlier and was dubbed the professor(llevraM rosseforP to be more precise). I, on the otherhand, chose to reveal myself as Jack Schitt and the name has stunk with me ever since---I can't shake it loose.

We have to be carefull or the professor will have to add that bad joke board to the forum; he could always have the very punny and talented Cpow be the moderator


"FLUSHED WITH PRIDE..."
Posted by mojo on Jan-22-01 at 05:53 AM
...to even be considered for such a lofty seat! Mercy me, my head is spinning. Perhaps, sir Schitt, you would consider joining me as the Arch-duke of Dookie?

We could have a big celebration...and even bake a special cowpie... Just be careful...very, very careful...when you blow out the candles...

Just remember what happened to Wendy Schitt and that whole fan fiasco...

CPoW


"RE: FLUSHED WITH PRIDE..."
Posted by zaphod on Jan-23-01 at 06:53 AM
LAST EDITED ON Jan-23-01 AT 06:58 AM (Pacific)

LAST EDITED ON Jan-23-01 AT 06:56 AM (Pacific)

I remember the event oh so well, it was at the family reunion.

In fact, that event is what caused Wendy's brother, a major in the army, to organize and restructure the Schitt hierarchy(he has always been somewhat of an activist).

IMHO, Major Schitt started (what is now affectionaly refered to as) the intence bowel movement in the Schitt house.
With Boss E. Schitt flushed out of the picture, a new Schitt head of the family needed to be chosen, and chosen quickly!!!.............


"RE: FLUSHED WITH PRIDE..."
Posted by zaphod on Jan-23-01 at 07:01 AM
as you would expect, alot of name dropping took place.......

"*LOLOLOLOL*"
Posted by Lady_Adrexia on Jan-23-01 at 04:43 PM
I am so glad that you are back with us.

*falls to the floor laughing her butt off*



"AH, DEAR ADREXIA..."
Posted by mojo on Jan-24-01 at 08:31 AM
...rest assured you have been added to the Schitt list!

Here...let me help you pick that up...really...it's my pleasure...

Say, did I ever tell you about the time when Horace Schitt left home and hit the road...?

CPoW


"Horace"
Posted by zaphod on Jan-25-01 at 06:44 AM
LAST EDITED ON Jan-25-01 AT 06:45 AM (Pacific)

was discovered by Teddy Roosevelt and the Roughriders.
He soon became a writer for TR and created the famous sayings: Don't tread on me; and: Walk softly and carry a big scooper.
The first was soon put on a flag with the likeness of Horace on it but was later changed to a snake instead. The later was changed to better suit TR in his prsidential campaign to: Talk softly and carry a big stick.