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"Ode to Pickpocketing (for wiz8, not real life...)"

Posted by Don Calzone (Guest) on Mar-10-02 at 06:39 PM
This is intended to be in the context of the game only. I will not be responsible for anyone who decides to go out and PP some helpless knave off the street.
Short disclaimer aside, scroll down to see-

Come all ye thief-ful, join in the rob-ber-y!
Antone Rapax stocked up supplies and you can take them-for-free!
Barkeep of Umpani roadhouse keep anks handy, oh-yes-indeed!
Lorrac keeps advance deposits for thee, so why-not-open-your-account?
Vi Domina is a fathful friend for she brings gifts every-time!
Don Barlone is a nice Mr. Rat for helping you with your down-payment-in-gold!
Why learn from the Trynnie when they can leeearn from-you?
They steal not like 'tis said but offer-gifts-instead,
And a wee-little he-e-elmet-as-well!
So go find rattus-rattus and recruit him for-thee!
For every shopping day on Dominus is a fiiive-finger-discount day
So pay homage to the rat breeders for their bracer, and pay-them-in-their "private" room!


Again, this is STRICTLY in context of Wiz8.


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"Nice, I never thought Don Calzone ..."
Posted by Llevram on Mar-10-02 at 09:49 PM
... was a bard

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